zestyzander's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Generic Defense Game]

it was creative

however it was not fun
the graphics were bad, and controls kinda slidy n shit

[Game & Watch: Dodgeman]

this was ridiculously bad

it wouldnt let me even control it! i just sat there and watched it.
either that or it was sooo glitchy i gave it a 1 because it didnt even let me control it

Holmfry responds:

There should be a rule that you're not allowed to review until you read the instructions. Go ahead and take a minute with the big ol' "Author Comments" section above. Now read the first sentence under "Controls".

I'm guessing you never had a game & watch as a kid, so I'll forgive you :) You hadn't pressed a button to start the game yet, you were watching the demo/clock screen, it's how they worked.

Of course, even without reading the instructions, you probably could've tried pressing some buttons instead of just staring at the screen. ;)

[The Dragon and the Wizard]

this game was unbelievableyboring

it wasnt fun, the time was to short
the game didnt have any good noise
and the game style was a boring one
bad graphics

[Killego]

well done

gooodlty done but not awfully gunfun to play

xLite responds:

Thanks for the honesty ;)

[MagicPen2]

wooooootziekings

hard on the 1 wit 2 flagsssssss

[Thing-Thing Arena 3]

SHIZZNIT!

this is fashow in da hizzhaus

[Cursor Chaos]

well done!

sometimes hard but always fun

[stickBrix]

LOLEY!

SHIT! i think some1 followin me
we at da helipad

[Portal Defenders]

Great job!

very fun