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[Barbarian Bob [Remake]]

guh rape jjob

good job grate remix GJGJJGJGJG I LUVD ORIGNOLE
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Skribble-Style responds:

FUCK YEAH!

[The Enrichment Center]

"I escaped with 30 seconds on the second clock."

scary, loved every very nice concept

RAWowner333 responds:

thank you for the review?

[How I Buy Petrol?]

this wasnt fun

the graphics were bad
and it had loud annoying sounds
u couldnt cancel a move u did
i couldnt find a water container
to annoying to move

scottmale24 responds:

There were three sound effects in the entire game, and you couldn't possibly have heard them unless you found the petrol container.

[3D Fighting:Bloody Rage 2]

bad

all you did was spamm e
and the graphics were bad
and i could draw a dick on my guy cuz itd bug out
but it was not fun
cuz i just jumped up and kicked spiderman as he shot flames at meh

SESSNET responds:

Thanks G

[Game & Watch: Dodgeman]

this was ridiculously bad

it wouldnt let me even control it! i just sat there and watched it.
either that or it was sooo glitchy i gave it a 1 because it didnt even let me control it

Holmfry responds:

There should be a rule that you're not allowed to review until you read the instructions. Go ahead and take a minute with the big ol' "Author Comments" section above. Now read the first sentence under "Controls".

I'm guessing you never had a game & watch as a kid, so I'll forgive you :) You hadn't pressed a button to start the game yet, you were watching the demo/clock screen, it's how they worked.

Of course, even without reading the instructions, you probably could've tried pressing some buttons instead of just staring at the screen. ;)

[Killego]

well done

gooodlty done but not awfully gunfun to play

xLite responds:

Thanks for the honesty ;)

[PongOut: AE]

i would like it

if you made it so that one was controlled by the arrow keys, or maybe one by arrows other by wasd

Ab9003 responds:

Then you should like it ;). Go to the menu and the option you seek is available! Because of the way I support it you can use arrows for pong and awsd for breakout, give it a go :).

[Geoffrey's Quest]

off@oggff

it was a wee bit graphic moosh
and it was a bit annoying i got stock at the side door to the house :@

JunkYardAnimations responds:

if u get stuck just send me a pm and ill respond a.s.a.p.

[Notepad Drawing Collab 2008]

good art

not much of a game

JKAmovies responds:

Fair enough